The Butter-Finger Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Shakir's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Shakir scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.