The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Shakir is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
86%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.