The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Shakir does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shakir's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.