The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The broadcast shows Shakir on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Shakir scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.