The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Ref: "Number Shakir, that's a flag." Shakir: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Shakir's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.