The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Shakir was due a breakout.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Shakir gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
78%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shakir, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.