The Butter-Finger Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Ref: "Number Shakir, that's a flag." Shakir: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The QB looks at Shakir exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
88%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.