The Phantom Flag Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Shakir, Shakir, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.