The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Shakir is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Shakir's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.