The Late Scratch Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Shakir is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Shakir scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.