The Phantom Holding Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Shakir finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shakir, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.