The Inch-Short Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Ref: "Number Shakir, that's a flag." Shakir: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Shakir's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Shakir, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.