The Mystery Tweak Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Shakir gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
81%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Shakir scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.