The Snap Count Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Shakir's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shakir's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.