The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Shakir finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shakir's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.