The Phantom Holding Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A mysterious flag erases Shakir's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shakir's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.