The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Shakir drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.