The Butter-Finger Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Shakir gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shakir, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.