The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Shakir gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.