The Mystery Tweak Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Ref: "Number Shakir, that's a flag." Shakir: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Shakir scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Shakir's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.