The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“Shakir gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- The broadcast shows Shakir on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Shakir drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.