The Phantom Flag Hex of Khalil Shakir
Khalil Shakir · BUF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Shakir's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Shakir's week
- Shakir's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Shakir was due a breakout.
- Shakir drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
83%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Shakir, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Shakir in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Shakir is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Shakir actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.