The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Vidal is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
91%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vidal's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.