The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Vidal's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
74%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vidal's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.