The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kimani Vidal
Kimani Vidal · LAC · RB
“Vidal rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vidal's week
- Vidal is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Vidal is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Vidal, Vidal, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kimani Vidal in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kimani Vidal is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kimani Vidal actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.