The Bad Snap Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Cousins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cousins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.