The Checkdown Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Cousins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cousins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.