The Overthrow Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Cousins will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
87%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Cousins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.