The Checkdown Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
79%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Cousins, Cousins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.