The Phantom Flag Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Cousins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
83%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cousins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.