The Intentional Grounding Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Cousins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Cousins, Cousins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.