The Phantom Flag Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Cousins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cousins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.