The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- The broadcast shows Cousins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Cousins, Cousins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.