The Bad Snap Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Cousins takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
75%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cousins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.