The Snap Count Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Cousins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Colts fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Cousins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.