The Phantom Flag Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Every deep ball Cousins throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Cousins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cousins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.