The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Cousins will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
91%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Cousins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.