The Kneel-Down Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Ref: "Number Cousins, that's a flag." Cousins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Cousins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.