The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- Cousins will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
84%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Cousins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.