The Snap Count Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Cousins: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Cousins's stadium. Only over Cousins.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Cousins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.