The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kirk Cousins
Kirk Cousins · MIN · QB
“Cousins throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Cousins's week
- At 38, Cousins is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Cousins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Cousins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kirk Cousins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kirk Cousins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kirk Cousins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.