The Snap Count Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Osborn tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
75%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Osborn drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.