The Late Scratch Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Osborn's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Osborn was due a breakout.
87%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Osborn's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.