The Committee Backfield Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Monangai's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.