The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Pitts Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Pitts Sr. has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
85%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pitts Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.