The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Pitts Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pitts Sr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.