The Late Scratch Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Pitts Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pitts Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.