The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Pitts Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Pitts Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.