The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“The broadcast shows Pitts Sr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Pitts Sr. has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
77%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Saints fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pitts Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.