The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kyle Pitts Sr.
Kyle Pitts Sr. · ATL · TE
“Pitts Sr. gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pitts Sr.'s week
- Pitts Sr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Pitts Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pitts Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Pitts Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Pitts Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Pitts Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.